Happy Holidays, Bitch! Home + Linen Spray

Nothing says holiday cheer quite like calling someone a bitch. Affectionately, of course.

Happy Holidays, Bitch is the perfect way to spread a little Christmas cheer without pretending you're someone you're not. It's festive, a little inappropriate, and guaranteed to get a laugh from the right crowd. For your best friend, your favorite coworker, your sister, or that one person who appreciates a little profanity with their holiday festivities.

And let's be real, sometimes "wishing you a wonderful holiday season" just doesn't quite capture the sentiment.

The scent: Unlike the name, the fragrance is perfectly well-behaved. A festive blend of fresh fir needles, pine, red berries, and a touch of clove, rounded out with warm, woodsy notes. Smells like Christmas. Talks like your best friend.